Remember Doge? Remember Shiba? Little Pepe wants to be your next ticket to early retirement. So get ready, city slickers, ’cause this trip’s gonna be a doozy! I mean, we’re not talking about a real frog, everyone—a digital amphibian competing for a place in your crypto portfolio. Let’s be brutally...
Okay, let's be honest. We've all been there. One minute, you're scrolling through Twitter, the next you're seriously contemplating mortgaging your house to buy a Shiba Inu-themed coin named after your grandma's cat. Not that I have, mind you… but not not saying it. The meme coin market is as...
Ever wonder how Polkadot became the hottest crypto ticket in town just a few short years ago? Every influencer, every YouTube guru, was yelling about it. As it turned out, it was the crypto equivalent of Beanie Babies – no cash cow, all cow dung. (Alright, a little bit of...
Okay, folks, let's get one thing straight: I'm not a financial advisor. Picture this, an average guy who loves the internet, memes, and sometimes blowing his money on dumb things. To do so, AI is going to predict that $LILPEPE will be worth $1 by 2032 LOL! Arguing that the...
Additionally, Binance, the world’s largest crypto exchange by trading volume, has launched futures trading pairs for Chainbase Velvet (CBV). The launch, which quietly rolled out on Monday, has already made waves through the market. The Chainbase Velvet, the most volatile and speculative of these, demonstrated a very bullish price action...
The crypto world is buzzing. Thumzup, a fast-growing social media marketing technology firm, are just getting warmed up. Specifically, they are thinking about broadening their treasury by purchasing altcoins like Dogecoin, XRP, Solana, etc. Bitcoin maximalists are likely clutching their pearls, while meme coin fanatics are attempting triple axles in...
You've probably seen the headlines: another memecoin goes parabolic. But this one has a penguin on it, so obviously, it’s special, amirite? Maybe. Maybe not. As an analyst specializing in blockchain technology, I’m here to separate the hype from reality and provide a down-to-earth, sober outlook.PENGU, from the Pudgy Penguins...
Know that “Distracted Boyfriend” meme? Well, that’s me at this very moment. As the boyfriend, my loyal blue-chip NFTs would be this steadfast girlfriend. The HYPE token is that new girl that just moved to town, showing off her shiny new bling and promising you untold riches. We've all been...
Okay, fam, let's talk Wormhole. As it stands though, it’s pretty much creating awkward middle school dance vibes. It’s like it wants to be hip and edgy but it’s really just kind of… doing it wrong. The jury's still out.Let’s face it, without memes, crypto would just be a boring...
Okay, let's get real. Hard to imagine right, but Dogecoin, Shiba Inu—meme coins all—leading the charge in crypto gains today. Who among us had the foresight to predict this counterintuitive phenomenon? Show of hands? I didn't think so. We were all immersed in reading whitepapers filled with gobbledygook and algorithms....
