Remember that Beanie Baby craze? Remember CryptoKitties? Base’s initial launch produced a once-in-a-generation exhilarating rush of excitement. Sure enough, it brought a fleeting glow of fame but disappeared just as quickly. And just like that, $4 billion has left Base on vacate. Four. Freaking. Billion. Dollars. The real question isn’t...
Alright, you diamond-handed apes and JPEG-obsessed degens! Let's talk about these eleven shiny new crypto toys everyone's screaming about. Are they really the express elevator to Lambo Land, or another damn expertly engineered exit scam in the making? Your call. Never mind, I’m just here to troll…with a cumulatively corroded...
Ah, meme coins. The digital Wild West in which fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say to the moon! And the newest challenger entering the ring? Solaxy's $SOLX. The presale numbers are indeed eye watering, almost $48 million already raised. Forty-eight million! And that’s enough to make...
Forget about Squid Game Token—I’m still having PTSD. The promise of untold riches, the thrill of the gamble, and then…poof! Just like that, gone. As with all my wishes, aspirations and longings, straight into the developers’ offshore bank account. When I hear talk of the “next big thing” in crypto,...
(Insert Meme Here: Something like the "This is fine" dog meme, but with the dog wearing a crypto beanie and surrounded by burning DeFi logos)Okay, let's be real. Another month, another DeFi disaster. Since April, $92 million has disappeared into the digital ether, according to bug-bounty platform Immunefi. That's a...
The memecoin world is a bit of the wild west, if you will. It’s a new digital frontier where billions can be made, or wiped out, in an instant. Recently the Base blockchain—Coinbase’s new layer 2 blockchain—was the scene of a very different but equally hilarious saga. A memecoin that...
The new cryptocurrency token called “Base is for everyone” experienced an astronomical crash. In fact, within a mere 20 minutes its value crashed by almost 90%. The incident has been a lightning rod for controversy and raised alarms over possible rug pull scams in the decentralized finance (DeFi) arena. The...
