Let's be real. When you picture crypto bros, you probably don't envision your sweet old grandma rocking a Lambo paid for entirely in Dogecoin. But believe me, the future is stranger (and more hilarious) than you imagine. Crypto isn't just for basement-dwelling coders anymore. It's coming for everyone, even Nana....
Okay, folks, let's get one thing straight: I'm not a financial advisor. Picture this, an average guy who loves the internet, memes, and sometimes blowing his money on dumb things. To do so, AI is going to predict that $LILPEPE will be worth $1 by 2032 LOL! Arguing that the...
Bring back fond memories of when “play-to-earn” was going to allow you to escape your life-draining 9-to-5 and become a virtual property mogul. Yeah, about that... Farming digitized crops for one fourth of a cent is not the innovative economic paradigm people hyped it up to be. As it turns...
Picture this: a gaggle of grumpy old men (and a few women, let's be real) huddled around a flickering candle, chanting about the one true coin. That’s Bitcoin maximalists, friends, as we Boomers are at a disco powered by DeFi and NFTs. Their BTC is still accumulating, while we’re making...
Okay, fam, let's be real. You're tired of the boring crypto advice. "Invest in fundamentals," they say. "Do your research," they drone. Snooze-fest! You’re hungry for Lambos, early retirement and the bragging rights to tell people, “I was in before it mooned! I get it.Whatever it is, throw that spreadsheet...
Hey NFT community, it’s time for some real talk. Seriously hilarious, that is. You've probably seen the headlines: "Next 1000x Crypto of 2025 REVEALED!" And, if you’re anything like me, when you heard that news, you rolled your eyes so hard you almost saw your brain.Now granted, 99% of these...
Okay, everybody, get ready, because the show is coming to town. And by circus I mean Dogecoin and by town I mean your crypto portfolio. And crypto data aggregator Santiment is hinting at very bullish Elons. He’s finally out from under his White House babysitting duties and let the Doge...
Okay, let's be real. The crypto industry has an appetite for rags-to-riches narratives. We’re just inundated with advertising on making the shift from avocados to going Lambo-driving, yacht-owning, digital nomad. DexBoss are contesting this and are with an incredibly ambitious goal to make DeFi accessible for everyone. In the mega-popular...
Okay, let's talk about Solana. The same blockchain that sold us on the idea of swirling transactions and sub-cent transaction fees. The darling of the NFT world—the self-proclaimed “Visa” of Web3. Sounds amazing, right?…until it grinds to a halt about as often as my grandpa using the new Apple Watch.Speed...
Okay, let's talk about Ethereum R1. Another Layer-2, yawn, right? But wait, this one’s different. It's 100% donation-funded. No presales, no VC sharks circling, just… donations. It’s almost like a white paper for a new blockchain on Kickstarter, right? We explain all of that, and more, after the jump… Is...
