Tag: humor

DexBoss: From Zero to DeFi Hero? My Hilariously Honest Take

DexBoss: From Zero to DeFi Hero? My Hilariously Honest Take

Okay, let's be real. The crypto industry has an appetite for rags-to-riches narratives. We’re just inundated with advertising on making the shift from avocados to going Lambo-driving, yacht-owning, digital nomad. DexBoss are contesting this and are with an incredibly ambitious goal to make DeFi accessible for everyone. In the mega-popular...

Solana's Outages: The Hilarious Tragedy of Web3's Speed Demon

Solana's Outages: The Hilarious Tragedy of Web3's Speed Demon

Okay, let's talk about Solana. The same blockchain that sold us on the idea of swirling transactions and sub-cent transaction fees. The darling of the NFT world—the self-proclaimed “Visa” of Web3. Sounds amazing, right?…until it grinds to a halt about as often as my grandpa using the new Apple Watch.Speed...

Ethereum R1 Is Here to Disrupt Crypto Bros, But Is It Funny?

Ethereum R1 Is Here to Disrupt Crypto Bros, But Is It Funny?

Okay, let's talk about Ethereum R1. Another Layer-2, yawn, right? But wait, this one’s different. It's 100% donation-funded. No presales, no VC sharks circling, just… donations. It’s almost like a white paper for a new blockchain on Kickstarter, right? We explain all of that, and more, after the jump… Is...

5 Hilarious Reasons Bitcoin is Replacing Gold as Trump's Nemesis

5 Hilarious Reasons Bitcoin is Replacing Gold as Trump's Nemesis

Let's be honest, watching Trump react to anything he can't control is pure comedy gold (pun intended, but Bitcoin is funnier). At this moment, Bitcoin is making him totally batty, surpassing even his epic feud with, uh, everyone. Gold? So last decade. Bitcoin's the new shiny object of his ire,...

NFTs to AI The Hilarious Truth About Blockchain's Talent Drought

NFTs to AI The Hilarious Truth About Blockchain's Talent Drought

You know that cringe you felt when someone tried to pitch NFTs to your grandma. We do know that it likely concluded with her asking, whether in jest or not, whether she could print it out and hang it on the fridge. Well, that’s sort of the issue we’re all...

NFT Marketplaces in 2025: Which One is the Most Hilariously Awful?

NFT Marketplaces in 2025: Which One is the Most Hilariously Awful?

Let’s face it. To many, the NFT landscape may seem like a digital circus brimming with costly cotton candy and crooked carnival games. Come 2025, the dust will have settled. Trust me when I tell you that there are enough bad marketplaces left to provide a masterclass on how to...

Further Reading

Solana's LaunchCoin Experiment: Genius Innovation or DeFi Disaster Waiting?
LaunchCoin and Believe.app Are Here to Steal Your VC's Lunch Money
Smart Money's Secret? Why These Crypto Presales Are Defying the Bear
3 Meme Coins About to Moon? The Crypto Presale Hype is REAL
SOLX: The Layer-2 Solution Bitcoin & Ethereum Holders Are Ignoring
Bitcoin & Ethereum? Nah, SOLX is the Real 2025 Crypto Party
Crypto's Next Stars? 7 Picks That Actually Solve Real Problems
Blast's Safe Exit: A Necessary Risk Mitigation or a DeFi Power Grab?