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Thumzup's Doge Dip? Trump Jr.'s Crypto Bet is Peak Meme Stonks!

Thumzup's Doge Dip? Trump Jr.'s Crypto Bet is Peak Meme Stonks!

Okay gang, get ready to rumble! Before we start an election cycle crazy enough to produce the level of financial absurdity only 2024 can conjure. According to Thumzup, a social media marketing company (yes, that Thumzup), they’re thinking hard about adding Dogecoin to their corporate treasury. And who do you...

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Beyond Bitcoin: Is Thumzup's Altcoin Gamble a Smart Diversification or Reckless Speculation?

Beyond Bitcoin: Is Thumzup's Altcoin Gamble a Smart Diversification or Reckless Speculation?

The crypto world is buzzing. Thumzup, a fast-growing social media marketing technology firm, are just getting warmed up. Specifically, they are thinking about broadening their treasury by purchasing altcoins like Dogecoin, XRP, Solana, etc. Bitcoin maximalists are likely clutching their pearls, while meme coin fanatics are attempting triple axles in...

DeFi's $200B TVL Hides a Dark Secret Funding is Collapsing

DeFi's $200B TVL Hides a Dark Secret Funding is Collapsing

Okay, let's talk frankly. We're all looking at that shiny $200 billion TVL in DeFi and thinking, "Wow, crypto's back!" I'm here to tell you that beneath the surface, something's rotten. While the headline may scream growth, the essential lifeblood of DeFi – capital – is currently hemorrhaging. A 50%...

NFTs Are Back, Baby! Games and RWAs Are Saving Us All

NFTs Are Back, Baby! Games and RWAs Are Saving Us All

Forget the eulogies, folks! The NFT world isn’t even alive, it’s doing fucking push-ups! 🚀 Yeah, yeah, I know, the overall market took a punch to the gut (down 45% in trading volume? Ouch!). Getting distracted by that misses the point further, like arguing that the sun isn’t shining because...

Monad-Portal Merger: Is This the End of Crypto's Wild West?

Monad-Portal Merger: Is This the End of Crypto's Wild West?

Okay, let's be real. The Monad Foundation buying Portal Labs? It’s a bit like seeing your super rad, non-conformist skater friend show up in a three-piece suit and tie. Remember when Dogecoin went from being a complete meme? That’s potentially great news, as that could put the vehicle within reach...

Monad-Portal: The Boring Blockchain Merger That Could Change Everything

Monad-Portal: The Boring Blockchain Merger That Could Change Everything

Let's be honest, "Monad Foundation Acquires Portal Labs" isn't exactly setting Twitter ablaze. No lambos, no apes, just…infrastructure. Yawn. Stay tuned … you won’t want to miss what’s coming! This pillow even merger might be quietly preparing the way for a future where blockchain isn’t a speculative crypto playground, but...

BlockDAG's X1 App: Is This the Meme Coin Mining Revolution We Need?

BlockDAG's X1 App: Is This the Meme Coin Mining Revolution We Need?

No more stuffy crypto conferences and lines of GPUs buzzing like pissed off swarms of bees. The future of mining? It could not be more wrong, because it’s right there in your pocket, fuelled by memes and good old fashioned unfiltered FOMO. BlockDAG’s X1 app is already making headlines, claiming...

2M Users on BlockDAG's X1 App: A Sustainable Shift or Just Hype?

2M Users on BlockDAG's X1 App: A Sustainable Shift or Just Hype?

Two million users. At least, that’s the headline BlockDAG is yelling from the rooftops about their newly released X1 Miner app. It sounds impressive, doesn't it? A definite sign of mass adoption and a paradigm shift in the way we think about cryptocurrency mining. Let’s tap the brakes for just...

Snoop Dogg's NFT Drop The End of NFT Winter?

Snoop Dogg's NFT Drop The End of NFT Winter?

Picture this — a couple years ago, everyone and their grandma were trading JPEGs of pixelated rocks for the cost of a small island. Good times, right? Or were they? At least one friend I recall mortgaged his house to buy a Bored Ape. After that decision, he lived for...