Let me just say, people who were not expecting this are idiots. So, as the Bored Apes popped bottles on private yachts—probably paid for by carpet-yanking a fresh project—the Pudgy Penguins won us over. And they did it one meme at a time! This isn’t simply a market cap numbers...
Ethereum’s recent $41 billion week—nearly double that of Bitcoin—might seem impressive in that context. I know, I know, everybody is all hyped up on institutional adoption, regulatory clarity, yadda-yadda-yadda… Wake me up when it's interesting! Yes, U.S.-based crypto treasury vehicles reach seven month high. I know, I know, Ethereum is...
Alright, buckle up, degens! We’re jumping straight into the altcoin ocean, where SEI and Aptos are still riding some deceptively big waves. Forget all that boring, stuffy, technical analysis that’s been rammed down your throat—you’re going meme-lord on this.Is This Just a Pump, Fam?Let’s face it, the crypto market is...
$346 MILLION. Let that sink in. One DAG-based project—a totally DAG-based project—just raised nearly three hundred and fifty million dollars in a presale. I repeat, a DAG-based project! In a world where dog-themed coins can become top 10 cryptos, maybe, just maybe, we've all been sleeping on the real power...
Let's be real, folks. We’re looking down the barrel of a $1.4 TRILLION DEX volume on Solana in July 2025. A 100% increase? Seriously? You imagine that’s what they mean by “institutional adoption” and “tokenized real-world assets”. Wake up! It's the memes, plain and simple.Memes Are the New BlackRockForget your...
Okay, folks, the robots have spoken, and it seems like they’re Ethereum maxis. ChatGPT, that digital oracle we sometimes pretend to understand, has thrown down the gauntlet: Ethereum is the better bet than Bitcoin in this bull run.I’m sure I can hear Bitcoin boomers Rapture Ready to get their dentures...
Okay, let's be honest. When I first heard about Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER), my eyes rolled so hard that I nearly saw my own brain. Just another dog-themed meme coin looking to capitalize on Bitcoin’s big splash? Please. But as I continued to scratch below the surface, it took a surprising...
Okay, let's be real. Bitcoin DeFi? For years, that was like making a commitment to your grandma that you’d come see her every Sunday. A nice thought, but rarely happening. Ethereum and Solana were hosting DeFi ragers, and all the while, Bitcoin was sitting in the corner, carefully managing its...
Okay, crypto bros and she-gees, let's get one thing straight: fundamental analysis is dead. Gone. Kaput. Let’s cast our minds back to studying cryptoeconomics, reading academic papers, stressing about the math and pretending we understood smart contract design. Yeah, nobody cares anymore. We're in the age of memes, baby! And...
Let's be honest. Web3, despite all its decentralization and democratized finance promises, is sometimes like trying to surf the web on dial-up in 2024. Seriously, gas fees are so ridiculous that it will make your head spin. Running transactions still takes forever, and the complexity around it is so great...
