Tag: funny

Top 10 Cryptos This Month? One Pick Will Make You LOL

Top 10 Cryptos This Month? One Pick Will Make You LOL

Okay, let's be real. The crypto market isn’t a political revolution, it’s a rich person’s mega casino controlled by memes and powered by hopium. We've all been there, haven't we? Just scrolling through CoinMarketCap, coming across some coin with a dog’s face mooning again, and saying to yourself, “Should I…...

Further Reading

SEC Retreat: Pragmatism or Political Crypto Pandering?

SEC Retreat: Pragmatism or Political Crypto Pandering?

The SEC has recently gone through a major change up top. Under the new guidance, they’ve pulled back much of the proposed rulemaking on DeFi exchanges and crypto custody that Gensler had so aggressively championed. Perhaps this means we are entering an era where a more reasonable and pragmatic approach...

SEC Caves! Is the Crypto Culture War Officially Over?

SEC Caves! Is the Crypto Culture War Officially Over?

WE WON! The Gensler nightmare is OVER. Our friends back in the suits at the SEC, led by Darth Gensler himself, have… — retreated! They’ve surrendered! Boom! Now is the time to plan and throw the biggest digital block party the metaverse has ever seen. FUD’s reign is OVER Builders’...

Top 10 Cryptos? Only 3 Will Survive the Regulatory Winter

Top 10 Cryptos? Only 3 Will Survive the Regulatory Winter

It seems like the entire crypto market is a pretty crowded lifeboat at the moment. Everyone is fighting for space under the lifeboats, and the waves of regulatory uncertainty continue to crash in. Frankly, most of these projects are looking green around the gills. You can read headlines like the...

Multi-Utility NFTs: The Pragmatic Blockchain Revolution We Need

Multi-Utility NFTs: The Pragmatic Blockchain Revolution We Need

The NFT market’s wild west days are finally coming to an end. How about when everyone wanted to buy a virtual pet rock? Me too. And much like that beanie baby craze, the speculative bubble of easy-to-make, collectible JPEGs has burst significantly. Good riddance, I say. In your exuberance, do...

5 Reasons Why Your PFP NFT is Basically Digital Trash

5 Reasons Why Your PFP NFT is Basically Digital Trash

Let's rip off the band-aid. 99% of those PFP NFTs you’re so proud to have minted? They’re still glorified JPEGs one day from the digital landfill. I said it. And I'll say it again. The emperor has no clothes, and your pixelated penguin is likely nekkid as well.JPEG Nostalgia, Nothing...

SEC Caves! Top Altcoins Like $SOLX and $AURA About to Moon?

SEC Caves! Top Altcoins Like $SOLX and $AURA About to Moon?

Okay, folks, let's be real. You know that doge meme where the dog is looking one way and the world’s on fire the other way? That’s what it was like for the crypto community under Gary Gensler’s SEC. It felt like every other week they were dropping another regulatory bomb....

Bitcoin Pepe: Is This Meme Coin the Next Cultural Revolution?

Bitcoin Pepe: Is This Meme Coin the Next Cultural Revolution?

Let’s face it, the crypto space can be an overwhelming onslaught of noise and shiny new objects. Each week there is a new coin, with a new story, with new potential returns enticing investors. The majority of them vanish faster than you can say “rug pull.” Every once in a...

SEC Retreats: Is This the Green Light for Serious Altcoin Innovation?

SEC Retreats: Is This the Green Light for Serious Altcoin Innovation?

Finally, on the spot where the SEC previously appeared to be hardening its enforcement position. Gary Gensler's gone, and suddenly, the regulatory hammer isn't swinging quite as hard. Instead, they’ve withdrawn the proposed crypto regs. This had serious implications on proposed changes to Exchange Act Rule 3b-16 and the Custody...