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Fartcoin's Rise Signals Crypto's Absurdist Future And We Should Embrace It

Fartcoin's Rise Signals Crypto's Absurdist Future And We Should Embrace It

Let’s face it—the crypto community can be a little intimidating. Talk of blockchain architecture, DeFi protocols, and institutional adoption may leave you feeling dazed. It can certainly seem like you should have a PhD in computer science to understand what the heck is going on. Then, as if sent from...

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Pump.fun's $905M Cap Is a Warning Sign For Crypto Investors

Pump.fun's $905M Cap Is a Warning Sign For Crypto Investors

Pump.fun, Zora, Pudgy Penguins… the names read like an evil overlord’s cancellation of a beloved children’s series. In the crypto blogosphere, they are the sign of a feeding frenzy. Pump.fun, in particular, recently hitting a staggering $905 million market cap, should raise more than just an eyebrow. It should trigger...

Solana's $87M Revenue: Is This DeFi's Sustainable Future?

Solana's $87M Revenue: Is This DeFi's Sustainable Future?

Just look at how well Solana did in July, bringing in $87 million in revenue. Surpassing Ethereum, Tron, and even Bitcoin DeFi put together! That's insane. Is this a temporary fad, or a sign of a permanent and long-lasting return to a truly sustainable DeFi future? Wait, does that disaster...

Solana's $87M Revenue Proves ETH Is Overrated, Here's Why

Solana's $87M Revenue Proves ETH Is Overrated, Here's Why

Ethereum who? Those suits on Wall Street are wringing their hands over miserable jobs data, wondering how just 73,000 jobs were created. On the other hand, the actual economy—led by foam frogs, JPEGs, and mischief—is absolutely popping on Solana. $87 MILLION in revenue last month alone? That's not just numbers,...

Bitcoin's $200K Future? Layer 2 is the Unsung Hero

Bitcoin's $200K Future? Layer 2 is the Unsung Hero

Okay, Bitcoin took a hit. We saw the headlines: price dips below $115K, ETFs bleeding, Trump's trade war shenanigans rearing their ugly head again. Others are losing their minds, mumbling incoherently at the thought of a bear market. Pullbacks are par for the course in crypto. As with any great...

Bitcoin's Dip? Layer 2 Presales Are the REAL Party!

Bitcoin's Dip? Layer 2 Presales Are the REAL Party!

Okay, okay, I get it. Bitcoin's down. Big whoop. Have you all forgotten why we got into crypto in the first place? We’re here for impact, not just to make some vanity metrics jump around like a caffeinated chihuahua on a pogo stick! I’m kidding, but I’m not kidding—gather around,...

SEC's 'Project Crypto' is a Joke, Here's Why Memes Will Save Us

SEC's 'Project Crypto' is a Joke, Here's Why Memes Will Save Us

So, let’s get honest for a minute. Frankly, Project Crypto sounds less like an innovative foray into the digital frontier and more like your grandpa trying to understand TikTok. Or remember the “Bored Ape” that sold for an amount equal to the GDP of a small nation? Its creator has...

SEC's 'Project Crypto': Is This the Smartest Move or a Trojan Horse?

SEC's 'Project Crypto': Is This the Smartest Move or a Trojan Horse?

"Project Crypto," the SEC's initiative to engage with early-stage crypto startups, sounds promising, doesn't it? An opportunity for good faith conversation, thoughtful regulation, and an update to the overall arc of regulation and thinking on digital assets. Finally, right? Before we pop open the bubbly, let’s look at the past...

COTI's Privacy Play: Can It Unlock $1 Trillion in Tokenized Assets?

COTI's Privacy Play: Can It Unlock $1 Trillion in Tokenized Assets?

The race to tokenize everything is on, and the Tokenized Asset Coalition (TAC) is aiming for a big slice of the pie: $1 trillion, to be exact. While the potential benefits of bringing real-world assets (RWAs) onto the blockchain are undeniable – increased liquidity, fractional ownership, and greater accessibility –...