Okay, folks, let's talk about the future. Not the "flying cars" future, but the "is my Bored Ape gonna cost me a fortune in gas fees?" future. Vitalik Buterin, god bless him, released the Ethereum scalability plan of our dreams on April 20th, 3035. And second, he said we should abandon the Ethereum Virtual Machine (EVM) in favor of something called RISC-V.

I thought that was a scrapped bad guy from a Roger Corman space opera.

NFTs At The Speed Of Light?

The concept, in short, is to make it snappy. Buterin’s talking about potentially 100x efficiency gains. Picture this — you’re able to mint your next PFP collection without having to take out a micro bank loan. Consider dynamic NFTs that truly react in real-time to on-chain events without bogging down the entire network. We’re not kidding when we say we are about to make the digital scarcity a digital abundance!

Here’s where it starts to get really interesting, and where my inner artist begins to buzz with excitement. After all, is this really about making people’s lives easier—or are we just trying to get our hands on the shiniest new technology?

Is This For Tech, Or For Us?

Now look, this whole deal really feels like when my grandmother finally got a smartphone herself. She mainly uses it to FaceTime me, and sometimes it sends me blurry pictures of her cat. All that processing power, wasted! Is RISC-V destined to be the same? A gilded technology improvement that fails to make the buyer/seller experience any better for the typical NFT maker or taker?

Ethereum investor Adam Cochran makes a fair argument that perhaps making Layer 1 perform better shouldn’t be Ethereum’s number one focus. We have Layer 2 solutions making amazing moves to expand internet access already. But are we just doing something that’s already being done? Sounds like reinventing the wheel… but with chromium!

Could this RISC-V change really degrade performance on popular platforms? Or will we engineer a system that only works when deployed on exascale, super-duper-master-machines? If it does so, it would further centralize the building and execution of blocks. That's not very decentralized, is it?

The Meme Art Apocalypse Cometh?

This is where my performance artist brain comes into play. As a disabled artist, I’m constantly considering access. Could RISC-V help make it easier for artists to make their work and get it out into the world? Or will it require an advanced degree in computer science simply to mint a JPEG?

Think about it. If minting art becomes more affordable and efficient, we may witness the widespread explosion of truly unique, on-chain generative art. No more relying on centralized platforms! We can create completely different types of interactive NFT experiences. Just picture the kinds of games you could play if your NFT’s stats really counted, and if the game itself existed wholly on the blockchain.

What if it backfires? What if RISC-V introduces new security vulnerabilities? What if that just turns the system into a more complicated system opposed to a simpler one? Otherwise, we risk living in a lopsided world where only the very tech-savvy can thrive. Otherwise, it may just end up with the rest of us unable to catch up. The meme art apocalypse! A world suffocated by the inanity, mediocrity, and negativity of turbocharged clickbait.

So, what's the verdict? Is RISC-V really the savior that the NFT world needs, or is it just a confusing red herring? Honestly, I don't know. One thing's for sure: we need to be asking these questions now, before we blindly jump on the RISC-V bandwagon.

FeaturePotential UpsidePotential Downside
Minting CostsSignificantly lower, making NFTs more accessibleUnforeseen complexities could increase costs.
Transaction SpeedMuch faster, leading to better user experiencePerformance issues on common hardware.
NFT Use CasesNew possibilities for dynamic NFTs and on-chain gamesPotential security risks and centralization.

Let’s stop being so enamored by the application of tech that we lose focus on the art. Let’s make sure that our adjustments actually serve the interests of the builders and NFT collectors out there. Let’s prioritize their safety over the technology.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna return to creating pixelated monkeys. The positive side of these is at least that they won’t be breaking the blockchain. (Probably.)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back to drawing pixelated apes. At least I know those won't break the blockchain. (Probably.)