Okay, let's be real. $3400 ETH? Yawn. It’s kind of like going to your 20th high school reunion and finding out people are still rehashing the same soap opera. Where's the awe? Where is the surprise? I'm an NFT Hypebeast, and I'm bored. Ethereum, you’re beginning to sound like that boomer uncle who’s just trying to “get” TikTok.

Gas Fees Still Killing the Vibe?

Remember when we thought Layer-2s would do it all? Waiting long enough to still be paying nearly four dollars for a single transaction. Seriously? That’s akin to handing over cash for bottled water at a Bonnaroo music festival – highway robbery! My apes are getting restless. They want to move!

It’s not that I don’t get the institutional interest and the staking. I’m keenly aware, as the Swans were too, that I have to keep the lights on and get my bread and butter.

It's like this: your favorite burger joint starts charging $50 a burger. Okay, I guess some hedge fund manager is still out there buying stuff like me, but not you! I'm finding a new burger joint. With each meeting the idea of Nexchain is turning more and more into one proud bacon smokey avocado double cheeseburger. Best of all, it’s almost free!

Nexchain Airdrop A Strategic flex?

Airdrops used to be a joke, right? Not a bag of candy-coated scams and funnel tokens that you’d swap for a quick buck. But Nexchain's airdrop feels different. It isn’t solely about receiving this money for free, though. Sign up to join a local economy that pays you to show up every day! 10% of gas fees, passively? That's passive income I can get behind.

Think of it like this: Ethereum is like owning a condo in Manhattan – expensive, prestigious, but you're constantly dealing with maintenance fees and noisy neighbors. Nexchain is your DIY green treehouse community – sustainable, creative, and you make the regulations.

And let's be honest, the $5 million prize pool doesn't hurt either. Weekly prizes up to $10,000? A grand prize of $300,000? Suddenly, my boredom is turning into curiosity!

First Blockchain Built Entirely With AI?

Okay, this is where things get interesting. AI-driven transactions? Fast, low-cost? The first blockchain built entirely with AI? That is novelty! That is uniqueness! While Ethereum continues to work through the growing pains of their merge, Nexchain has already begun construction on Skynet (just kidding… sort of).

This is where the “surprise liaison” enters the picture. You’re probably thinking back to when the entire planet lost their collective minds over AI destroying civilization as we know it. OK, perhaps it isn’t the rise of the machines that is taking us to this brave new world. Or perhaps it is AI helping to ensure that our crypto transactions are more secure, faster and cheaper. Perhaps it was AI that could finally address the scalability problems that have dogged Ethereum for a half-decade.

It's a power move. It's a flex. And it’s essentially communicating. It’s not like we’re just going out and building another blockchain. We’re going to go build the future.

And the fact that they've already raised $6.6 million in their presale, and they've been audited by Certik? Not bad, not bad at all. We assure you it’s not just vaporware – there’s something real here.

So, is Ethereum's party over? Maybe not entirely. The punch bowl may still be full, but the music is clearly getting very stale. Nexchain is pulling out all the stops – arriving on the scene with a keg of the freshest, crispiest beer and an amazing DJ.

Waiting around for Ethereum to crawl along like a turtle on a picket fence is not an option. Participate in the Nexchain airdrop and find out if it’s the next big thing. Or don't. I'm not your financial advisor (obviously). I’m an NFT Hypebeast, and I’m down to ride wherever the next party is at.

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