Picture this: Brenda, an NFT artist who pours her heart and soul into pixelated masterpieces. She’s got the talent, the drive, and a creative community in tune with her art. But Brenda's broke. She’ll need more capital to mint her collection, market it, and scale her operation. So, she goes door knocking on the doors of VC row, only to be greeted with blank looks and patronizing grins. "Come back when you have a real business plan," they sneer.

Brenda's story isn't unique. It’s true, and it’s the sad reality for creators, innovators, and developers—many marginalized—who are shut out of the incumbent funding game. Guess what? Ben Pasternak and his team at Believe.app are here to change that. They’re just as likely to be armed with LaunchCoin and a whole lot of audacity! They're not disrupting venture capital; they're staging a full-blown heist. And the VCs? Soon they’re going to discover their lunch money has disappeared. Poof! Gone.

VCs Are The New Blockbuster

Let’s face it, the VC world tune still remains in the dial-up era. In the metaverse, on the other hand, everybody’s having a great time except lobbyists and actuaries. They’re the new version of Blockbuster too stubborn to change while Netflix whizzes by them on the information superhighway. Yet still, they hold on to legacy models, gatekeeping innovation behind layers of bureaucracy and mounds of spreadsheets. They demand voice, sovereignty, and a seat at the table. Even if all they provide is day-old pizza and poor career counsel.

Believe.app just wipes that entire playbook from existence. It's about community, not control. It's about empowering creators, not exploiting them. It's about the Internet Capital Markets, baby! Developers release bonding curves, investors purchase tokens according to their faith in developers’ vision, and you guessed it—everyone wins. Imagine if Kickstarter and crypto got together and had a baby. A beautiful, decentralized, lasagna-stealing baby.

  • Step 1: Grovel for attention.
  • Step 2: Hand over a chunk of your company.
  • Step 3: Pray they don't micromanage you into oblivion.

LaunchCoin has a market cap of $160 million – with a high of $200 million! This token should be seen as a major step to change that game. It’s a testament to the power of community-driven funding and the future of a more equitable, democratic financial system. It’s the getaway car in this heist, fueled by the memes and driven by the faith.

LaunchCoin is the Getaway Car

Take $Noodle, a gaming project that pumped to an all-time high of $20 million. Now enter $Goonc, another memecoin that recently reached a mind-blowing $60 million ATH. These projects didn't need VC approval. At the same time, they weren’t having to pitch to a bunch of uptight investors in three-piece suits. They didn’t need much, just a community of believers and their LaunchCoin platform. And guess what? They thrived.

To learn more, I spoke to Sarah, the lead developer of a new NFT project funded via Believe.app. "Before Believe, I was stuck in a dead-end job, dreaming of launching my own collection," she told me. I had learned that VCs wouldn’t even give me the time of day. Now, thanks to LaunchCoin, I’m living the life I always dreamed about, and I have an incredible community behind me. It's life-changing.

Solana is rising to the occasion, tokenizing equities and proving that it can process NASDAQ-level volumes. If we’re being honest, Solana’s been a bit backed up on the queue front lately. All those failed transactions? Not a great optics when you’re in the business of creating the future of finance.

Solana's Got Our Backs, Sort Of

That's where Solaxy comes in. It’s the Layer-2 solution Solana so sorely lacks, created to flush the system and let the celebrations continue. Their presale brought in a pretty $34.1 million, showing that there is a hot demand for the most attractive scalable solutions on Solana. Or a $200,000 whale buy of $SOLX on Ethereum? Yeah, that's a signal.

Here's the kicker, even with all this potential, none of it matters if we don't believe. It’s time to put away the cynicism, go with the craziness and get in on the #LaunchCoinHeist. Mint your own Invention Convention coin by tweeting @launchcoin on X with your invention’s name! Support the projects that you passionately care about. Build the future you want to see.

The VCs might have the corner office and the fancy spreadsheets, but we have something they don't: the power of the internet, the strength of community, and a whole lot of memes. So, join us in toasting (with a meme!) to LaunchCoin and Believe.app. They’re not just shaking down kids for lunch money. More than that, they’re democratizing capital to build a future where anybody with a dream can get the funding they need to pursue it. Now, go forth and disrupt! Wink!

The VCs might have the corner office and the fancy spreadsheets, but we have something they don't: the power of the internet, the strength of community, and a whole lot of memes. So, let's raise a glass (or a meme) to LaunchCoin and Believe.app. They're not just stealing lunch money; they're democratizing capital and building a future where anyone with a dream can find the funding they need. Now, go forth and disrupt! Wink!